Ring ring from The BF, out of town, in another state --
The BF: What is your strategy for this year's LKHC series?
Me: Show up?
The BF: C'mon Woman, give me more than that.
Me: Have sex the night before?
The BF: Not appropriate.
Me: I think it is -- given my high BP, it'll help open up the blood vessels, the veins, ....
The BF: Any excuse.... C'mon, follow through, give me a plan.
Me: Apply the first, second and third laws of Newton's Laws of Motion?
The BF: Now we're getting somewhere.
Me: If a hot male cyclist exerts force upon my body, I will accelerate.
The BF: Sigh, I'm dealing with an idiot savant nymphomaniac.
Me: You're so sweet. I appreciate the compliment.
Two riders went down at the very beginning unfortunately. I zipped around them, determined to beat my time from last year. We had a great crisp Fall day and I hope a super time had by all. Thank you to Howard, David, Brenda, and the rest of the volunteers.
Ring ring from an airport somewhere in the U.S.
The BF: So, how'd you do?
Me: Well, Mister, I think I shaved 2-3 minutes off last year's time.
The BF: Way to go!
Me: Well, I do believe that I might have improved even more had we engaged in nooky.
The BF: Sigh.
Me: There's still time before next week's Quimby....