Saturday, August 10, 2013
Snakes and Stuff
The BF: Define "giganticosaurus."
Me: No doubt the family name was Anaconda.
The BF: I see....
Me: I tell ya, it slithered, and its red tongue darted in a threatening manner.
The BF: Define common garter snake....
Me: Listen Mister, far more frightening was my recent shopping spree at Target. They moved the mayo!
The BF: Oh dear.
Me: I had to go home and have a lie down. I was confused for days as I contemplated why. They must have conducted UX studies and determined that customers would appreciate the change. I, though, had to adjust ...
The BF: What are you babbling on about? Focus. What about your ride today?
Me: Oh yeah, Miss P and I rode up Mt. Hamilton.
The BF: And?
Me: A man in a pick up truck saluted me!
The BF: Sigh.